The Microwave

  If you have been on Mother Earth for more than let’s say fifty years you may remember when microwave ovens were a new thing. I still have no idea how a microwave oven works. Of course I still don’t know how my father could make a long string and two … [Read more...]

I am a Statistic

 A statistic, statistically speaking is one of a collection of quantitative data. Yep that’s me, a Labor Day holiday statistic. I have heard statistics spewed out by statisticians. You know. Two percent of the population control ninety eight percent o … [Read more...]

Temperature Competition

Let’s face it the world is competition based. If you say you are not competitive I won’t believe you. Because I’d bet a caramel coated cupcake that if the guy next to you said he was less competitive than you, you might just say, bet you’re not. Which … [Read more...]

The Queen of Sneeze

  Oh the human body. Such a wonder. Such a miracle. Such a conglomeration of what reportedly are just minerals and other stuff worth about five bucks. Hey that grand total, according to some sites through Google, is up about sixty cents from a h … [Read more...]

A Mystery Flavored Day

    I was at the bank the other day and as I waited to hear yet again that there is never enough money in my account, I picked out one of the suckers that are there for the taking. I should have known from the name of the suckers, Dum Dums that my day … [Read more...]

The Worth of an Ashtray

  I’ve come to the realization that there isn’t much you can do with an ashtray after you quit smoking. But some of them are just so pretty. Most are all glassy and different colors and shapes. But when they no longer have a reason to sit on a table o … [Read more...]

Snack Master

 Anyone that knows me well knows that I am always fighting the battle of the bulge, and the double chin and the bat wings of upper arms and the muffin top which in my case is more of a baker’s dozen of muffins! It’s okay that I am always trying to kee … [Read more...]

Suits Me To A Tea

My favorite meal to eat out is breakfast. Just something about having someone else make the hash browns, eggs and bacon and then do the cleaning up afterwards is like a great gift to me. Don’t get me wrong, lunch and dinner out will not be turned d … [Read more...]

The Circus of Life

Occasionally everyone you or I know will have a run of unluckiness. You know, a flat tire along a hot highway on a vacation where your four kids all come down with the stomach flu. While trying to get into shape you crash your bike into the … [Read more...]

A FIN-ished Fish Story

 I’m looking for my happy. I have been told lately that I need to find then do what makes me happy. Now on the surface that sounds pretty easy. But when it comes down to it what makes you happy is not all that easy to put your finger on. Just try it. … [Read more...]